LA SAGNA MASSACRE

DISTURBING images are coming to us now. The scene was that of a horror movie. There was debris and matter all over the place. It occurred just moments ago in the little town of Sierra Vista, Arizona. There were two lasagna's of Mexican Italian descent that were just brutally attacked and destroyed in a home. They were said to be very well endowed
with flavor and delight. At approximately 11:00am, the two

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were relaxing on a plate with a few friends. SUDDENLY, their friends were attacked and eaten, they themselves were thrown into a microwave and left for dead. They thought they had narrowly escaped the horrors but the giant returned just moments later and devoured them too in mere seconds. Brace yourselves for the image folks, the scene where it occurred may give you nightmares! We give our deepest condolences to the chef who painfully constructed these little masterpieces, only to have them eaten so quickly.